Thanks to Juilanne Hough (???!!) for making a shoe line (???) that is carried at Nordstrom (???). THE most random shoe designer (wasn't she on Dancing with the Stars?) ok, anyways, I'm just glad I found a pair! For less than $60! I plan to rock these at my rehearsal dinner.
So, as you can see, they're close enough to the real deal as I can get on my realistic pre wedding budget (even on Ebay the Valentino's go for around $700). If you want to join me in my Valentino wana-be happiness, you can buy them here. They also come in black!